Best Comebacks to Silly Questions About Twins

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Best Comebacks to Silly Questions About Twins

Parents of twins get asked a lot of questions by inquiring strangers. Occasionally the questions are completely absurd and deserve a quick-witted answer. Here’s what our Twiniversity fans had to say their best comebacks and responses to silly questions about twins where.

– Q: Are they twins?
A: No, triplets. I left the ugly one at home.

– Q: How do you do it?
A: Yeah, some days I just don’t. Some days I just put one out on the porch.

questions about twins

– Q: Are they identical?
A: No, one has a penis.

– Q: Are they natural?
A: No, their father is an alien.

– Q: Twins, did you try for them?
A: Yes, I did a handstand after sex and it worked. (She said she was going to try that because she wanted twins.)

– Q: Wow! You really had them close, huh? How far apart are they?
A: 2 minutes!
Awkward pause……

– Q: Did you use IVF??
A: No, we used s-e-x.

– Q: Did you try to have twins?
A: Yeah, my husband and I had sex twice in the same day.
I can’t tell you how many times I have said this and people BELIEVE ME!

questions about twins

– My twins are fraternal. A lady in the grocery store told me they’re not twins they don’t look alike. My husband stood there and of course being a smart ass said “Yup, knocked her up twice.” The whole store heard him. I wanted to get up underneath something

– Q: Are they twins?
A: No, this is mine and my husband’s, and this is the one he had with his mistress.

– When our twins were about a week old my wife took them to the store to pick up a couple items she needed. She just popped out the car seats since they were pretty light and hauled them into the store with the car seat cover closed since it was cold. A lady stopped her before she got in and questioned her if there really were babies in the car seats. My wife responded, “Nope, just going to put my groceries in them.”

– People used to ask me “So, one’s a boy?” I have identical girls, dressed the same in pink car seats. One day when the girls were in particularly frilly dresses with matching bonnets, a lady asked that… my response: “Yep! But my husband and I really wanted identical girls so we decided to dress our son like his sister!”

– Q: Oh, you have twins?
A: Twins? Oh god, where did this second baby come from?? Questions About Twins

– When I was pregnant people would say “Oh my gosh, TWINS! What are you going to do?” I’d say, “Well, I can’t really put one back now can I?”

questions about twins

– Q: Are they natural?
A: Nope, they’re robots that suck the life out of me.

– Q: Are they natural?
A: Nope, we got the parts at Babies R Us, and assembled them at home. Questions About Twins

– Q: Are they twins?
A: No, we decided to adopt another one when I found out I was pregnant.

– Q: Wow! Twins! How did you conceive them?
A: Oh honey, that talk should’ve been had with you a long time ago.. you see, when 2 people drink enough tequila…

– When people say “That looks like hard work”, I reply, “Yes, and they’re worth every single second of it!”

– Q: How do you do it?
A: Is there an option?

questions about twins

– Q: Was it IVF?
A: No, I just kept my legs up longer after my husband had finished. Questions About Twins

– Q: Are you sure they’re not identical?
A: Yes, positive. He has something she doesn’t.

– Q: Are they twins or are they sisters?
A: Yes.

– Q: Are they twins?
A: No, I borrowed one from the hospital. They didn’t want it back.

– I was alone carrying 2 car carriers and some one asked me, “Are they twins?” I replied “Nope I like carrying around an extra seat just in case!”

– Q: What’s the age difference? I mean obviously that one is way older.
A: Umm… 2 minutes.
Q: 2 minutes?
A: Yes, we got pregnant pretty quick after the first one. Questions About Twins

questions about twins

– Q: Are they twins?
A: No, this one is a clone. DON’T TELL ANYBODY.

– Q: Are they twins?
A: No, they look exactly the same and same age. Weird, huh?

– My answer for everything: “That’s what happens when you have a threesome.”

– Q: Do twins run in your family?
A: No, I just gave it 110% that night Questions About Twins

– Q: Are they twins?
A: Nope. One is an imposter, I’m not sure which one.

– Q: Which one do you love more?
A: They are both equally disappointing.

– Q: Are they natural?
A: No they’re supernatural. That one can fly and the other has x-ray vision.

questions about twins

– Q: Are they natural?
A: Actually they are not natural, they are extremely advanced robots.

– Q: Are they natural?
A: Yes, they are carbon-based life forms.

– Q: How does that happen?
A: Um, we had sex a lot! Questions About Twins

– Q: Are they natural?
A: How did you conceive your child?

– Q: Twins!!?
A: Oh crap, how did I get that one?!!

– Q: Are they twins?
A: No, one is a stunt double.


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